A is for Apathy and I don’t much care about it one way or the other.
B is for Bother which is too much trouble to do right now.
C is for Careless which ain’t like I could care less at all.
D is for Difference and it don’t make me no difference if it is.
E is for Except like you can’t be right except you agree with me.
F is for Falsehood and Flat out lying.
G is for Gall Durn It, you know like polite cussing.
H is for Hallelujah ‘cuz I didn’t say no impolite cuss words.
I is for I, that’s me, right here, this person.
J is for Jumping Jehoshaphat, Jimminy Cricket and other exciting sayings.
K is for Kindly, so Kindly understand that Jesus is King.
L is for Lord and He is all that too.
M is for Most half way done with this.
N is for Not knowing Nuttin’ cuz mostly I don’t.
O is for Original, One of a Kind, and Odontoglossum (don’t even try)
P is for Paletableness which is acceptable in your mouth
Q is for Quintessentially Perfect Examples
R is for Repudiating Rumpelstiltskin Recitations
S is for Singing Sappy Songs
T is for Tentatively Traversing Treacherous Times
U is for You can have a lot of fun being dumb
V is for Vehemently Vectoring Velocipedes
W is for Wise men still seek Him. Word up!
X is for undoing and removing
Y is for Yes, which is the only acceptable response to Jesus.
Z is for Zippadeedoo Dah Day we’re done and it’s going away!